Hello everyone still checking this blog out. So I kinda sorta forgot to update this with the newer videos, so underneath the cut will be full reviews of Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King, and The 3rd Birthday. I also did quick reviews of Dishonored, Alpha Protocol, and Lost Planet.
Posted in Uncategorized, video game review, video review
Tagged Bethesda Softworks, Capcom, gaming, PSP, Sega, Square Enix, video game, video game review, xbox 360
In a world full of third-person shooters with tacked on or lackluster single-player games, or just purely focus on the multiplayer and have a dying community (Star Wars Battlefront anyone), there exists a game with not only a good single-player experience, not only a good narrative, but one that will make you question so much stuff. That game…was released years ago, so here’s my review of it!
I didn’t think I’d be talking about this series again. I thought the two videos would suffice, but as I began to talk more with friends who did enjoy the game, more plot problems came up than I was aware of. So guess who has to fix that mistake for this piece of crap?
And before we begin, I wanna point a few things out: I will not be addressing Chocolina. Really, I think that speaks for itself and while the plot point is dumb, it means nothing and doesn’t damage the plot. Nor will I cover Mog, or any of the combat or level design. This is strictly for story purposes. Also, MAJOR SPOILERS! If you have any interest in this game at all, and don’t want to be spoiled, then turn away now.
These are the top 11 questions I had with Final Fantasy 13-2! Why only 11? Because I wasn’t clever enough to make it 13.
Sun, sand, boobs, and dolphins. Truly the best way to spend the summer. But can this sequel hold up, even surpass, Shinovi Versus? Let’s find out with this quick review!
Fanservice and perviness…often looked down upon. Can this game about busty ninjas that strip each other during fights while using insanely powerful techniques that make them more like super humans do what other games cannot? Let’s find out!
Is there anything more beautiful than rock and roll? Aside from cute animals I mean.
Genre: action role-playing, survival horror
System: Playstation 1 and Vita/PSP (PSN)
Price: $5.99 on PSN
Hello and welcome to a text edition of the Smartest Moron. If you saw my tweets a long time ago, you will know that unfortunately the footage I gathered from the Vita TV for Parasite Eve 2 did not work on Adobe Premiere Pro. I have tried for weeks to finish it, but failed miserably. So here we are with a text review. I will try to make this up someday.
I should note that there will be spoilers later on, and I will do my best to highlight them so you can avoid everything if you only want to know my opinion on the game itself. I’ll say it right now: Parasite Eve 2 is not a good game. But you heard enough of my sob stories not relating to this, so let’s dive into the game itself!
Posted in Playstation, PSP, Square Enix, Uncategorized, video game, video game review
Tagged gaming, horror, Parasite Eve, Playstation, PSP, rpg, Square Enix, video game review